Sometimes, people ask “can I quote you on this?”
You can quote me certainly on these!
Agile and scrum
“Behind every scrum team that keeps on failing to meet every sprint goal, there is a manager who doesn’t trust his people”.
“I’ve come to believe that most things called ‘solutions’ in Microsoft .net are actually ‘problems’.”
“When a project manager asks you how long the requirements, design or testing phase will take, just answer: as long as the project management phase.”
Management and consulting
“A consultant is an expensive way to say what you think.”
“If Cava continues to stay as popular as it is today in Flanders, soon wine merchants will have to sell their champagne as French cava”.
People always overgeneralize