Sometimes, people ask “can I quote you on this?”
You can quote me certainly on these!
Agile and scrum
“Behind every scrum team that keeps on failing to meet every sprint goal, there is a manager who doesn’t trust his people”.
“I’ve come to believe that most things called ‘solutions’ in Microsoft .net are actually ‘problems’.”
“When a project manager asks you how long the requirements, design or testing phase will take, just answer: as long as the project management phase.”
Management and consulting
“A consultant is an expensive way to say what you think.”
People always overgeneralize